On Saturday you will get a call from someone who thought you had a claim then realizes you are looking for a job. He will agree to read your resume, but you know he won’t call you for an interview.

On Sunday you will have a quiet day.

On Monday you will join an internet group, realize you cannot change hearts and minds, quit and then decide you were too hasty in quitting. People close to you will tell you to get a job and stop arguing with people on Facebook. You will receive a call from another employment office telling you you are not suitable for their client.

Holy crap.

I find it hard to figure that this sort of film was release in the 1960s.

I may have to track it down.

hellsquidsintl:

If Parker Bros and the BBC can make this happen for real, I will play the hell out of it.  This is brilliant.

clarissasucks:

Someone created their own Doctor Who monopoly board. They even created their own rules:

Here is what some of the cards said, as per popular request: 

here are some of the cards I allready thought of:

Fantastic! Move 9 spaces!

Alonsy! Move 10 spaces

Geronimo Move 11 spaces

Are you My Mummy? Lose a turn

Don’t Blink — go 30 seconds without blinking and you may advance an extra 3 spaces. If you blink, retreat 3 spaces. Also get eaten by weeping angel statues.

It doesn’t work on wood — go back 9 spaces

your 10th regeneration has won first prize in a beauty contest, collect $20

The angels have the phone box, go straight to the 1970’s (west of Drumlins)

the face of boe imparts his final secret — collect $100

Escape from the Void (somehow) Free

Reverse the Polarity! Go directly to somewhere nice

Tardis drivers license renewal fee

from sale of adipose tablets you get $45

Sucked into void, do not pass go

visit the future, where your investments have matured

use sonic screwdriver on ATM machine, collect $100

you have been appointed lord president of the time lords, pay each player $50

travel to nearest utility, buy/pay 10 times dice roll

Take one trip in the tardis to present day earth, if you pass go collect $200

intergalactic time bank pays you $50

500 year diary runs out of pages, buy a new one pay $50

encounter fixed point in time and space, pay $100

repair K9, visit nearest enemy, if unowned, you may buy it.

slip through the time vortex to RUN, collect $200

you are summoned to Gallifrey, Wild Endeavor. Do stuff once you’re there.

become 1 second out of sync with time and travel directly to the medusa cascade because of bees.

the rift pulls you 3 toward itself.

There is something familiar about this lady’s face. It reminded me of a modern day actress Natalie Portman.

playboymansion:

Joan Nichols in the 1966 `Girls of Texas` pictorial.

Australian Fashion Week

3gb3rt:

best babysitter 

“now wait a second….”

horrorgasmo:

Caroline Munro

Caroline Munro best known as the Lamb’s Navy Rum girl born 1949

“Fourteen shillings and sixpence? Daylight robbery, dear boy.”