One of the things I will talk about, that no president has talked about before, is I think the dangers of contraception in this country. Many of the Christian faith have said, well, that’s okay, contraception is okay. It’s not okay. It’s a license to do things in a sexual realm that is counter to how things are supposed to be.
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Seriously Republican caucusers and primary voters, wake. the fuck. UP! With Bachmann out this man is quite literally the worst and the fact that he’s polling so high all of a sudden is baffling. -Joe (via stfuconservatives) Sexual Realm. Sexual…Realm. Where is this mythical place? And how do I get there? (via somethingtoobrave) “There! Do you see it now?” Gandalf declared waving his hand in the air. “The Sexual Realm of Humidor!” He smiled a crooked smile. Bilbo nodded, and continued to munch thoughtfully on his bacon sandwich. Gandalf sighed. What was it with hobbits and bacon? Here they were on the edge of Humidor, the Sexual Realm which the Humans and the Elves had fought bitterly over, and all Bilbo could do was eat bacon sandwiches. Gandalf leaned on his staff and began thinking about Elven princesses. They all had dark hair, smiling faces and.. “Gandalf? What is that dust in the distance?” Bilbo asked. “It’s heading towards us.” Gandalf looked to where Bilbo was pointing with his greasy hand. “Bilbo, it’s a hunting party of elves led by Galadriel.” Bilbo said: “Have I got time to eat another bacon sandwich?” Gandalf slammed his staff on the ground. “No, Bilbo. We have entered the Sexual Realm.” Gandalf rubbed his chin thoughtfully. “It’s time to fight.” |
