“Only the mad, insane fools laughing would get me awake before I was ready to dance.

“This is the BBC broadcasting on 1500 meters long wave. And now the news: Earlier today in continued fighting across the Mason- Dixie line, General Eugene Armitage reported Democrat forces had assailed a Republican stronghold just south of their line with great success, capturing Leader Rand Paul and placing him on the first train to Washington to stand trial for treason…

I need a coat

Oh! How many times are they going to ask for his Birth Certificate. He’s elected to the highest office of the United States and they still think he faked his Birth Certificate!

It had been a hard day for Sam. Up early and working all day.

And so, after provoking the Magi, and inadvertently unlocking the gates of hell, the boys took to their heels…

“Oi, I was drinking that.”

“Oh dear god, is that even possible, Mr. Lennon?”